One of these days, I expect to hear Helen struck paydirt with one of her crazy, get-rich-quick schemes.
Of course, I doubt it'll be the line of sensible, flannellete lingerie that does it.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
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Don't tell everyone; someone's sure to steal my brilliant and cunning get-rich-quick plan!
PS It was SEXY flannellette lingerie.
Legendary designer Deloney is pleased to announce his new "Too Sexy For My Pants" line of flannellette lingerie.
One size fits all!
Carried by all your finer boutiques. Be sure to check out his "Too Sexy For My Feet" loafers at the same time.
I have to have some sexy flannellette lingerie. Please send mail-order link when it's available. And when designing, please don't forget about the flat-chested.
LOL...How about "Too Sexy for Socks" sandals?
I like the idea of sexy flannelette lingerie, Helen. As long as it covers my arms and my shoulders. And my chest. And my knees. It gets cold in the country.
Well, since
(1) All women you've polled (except ME) think flannelette has sexy potential, and
(2) Both men polled don't think flannellette can work as sexy lingerie*
Clearly, Helen's Flannelette Lingerie should be marketed as "Lingerie for Lesbians.
*Based on Del's comment, I haven't a clue where he stands on the issue.
Never mind, I'm on to my next idea of fish and mollusk-shaped couches (great for lounging on in sexy flannellette lingerie, regardless of one's sexual orientation).
Isn't it time for a photo of Howie in profile?
You aren't very sociable. Is your leg in a knot? :-)
I just don't make it downstairs to the computer as often. So I guess this fracture is helping me finally break my internet habit.
My leg feels better, but I'm worried it's going to put an end to my curling career.
(whine, whine...)
You could still show up at the games with curlers in your hair. :-)
What? Are you even Canadian? Curling is a sport of skill, strategy and athletic prowess. There's no room for hair curlers.
Oh, and beer. It's also a sport of beer.
Sometimes I wish I was Canadian. And knew how to curl. I seem to have the beer thing down, though.
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